12 October 2008

EVER SO TRUE.














I hate it when ecards are right. Someone sent this to me at the same moment I was looking at immigration requirements for Quebec.

Unclear how to solve problems at work? Immigrate! Passports and visas and landing permission fix everything!

Whatever, I'm right.

08 October 2008

I'm an Insensitive Boar.

Yeah, so remember all intensive purposes?

I would hate to be an insensitive boar, but apparently THAT IS THE INCORRECT USAGE OF THE PHRASE.

I am apparently an insensitive bore.

Let's compare and contrast, shall we? A boar is something that is totally insensitive, obviously, being like 800 pounds of angry/awesome bacon-on-the-hoof. But a bore is just someone that you don't invite back to a party. And if they were insensitive, well then who cares. You didn't want to invite them next time anyway.