tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30059684.post6051250288014008138..comments2023-09-03T04:26:37.932-05:00Comments on ShiftlessBadger: Pivoting, or, the view from Rightsizing at 12:30 AMThe Badger Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08044189827488564725noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30059684.post-65249769813726814092007-08-20T22:14:00.000-05:002007-08-20T22:14:00.000-05:00Don't worry, tramps are fascinating. You are bit a...Don't worry, tramps are fascinating. You are bit a mysterious. And though it would breech all codes of professional conduct, reading this makes me want to give you a hug.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30059684.post-39484718346694098742007-07-30T11:19:00.000-05:002007-07-30T11:19:00.000-05:00naw you'll bounce back. you're smart.naw you'll bounce back. you're smart.HRH King Friday XIII, Ret.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10906200050785557272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30059684.post-4186816064725923892007-07-30T02:32:00.000-05:002007-07-30T02:32:00.000-05:00I suggest you spend the remaining five weeks subve...I suggest you spend the remaining five weeks subverting the rest of the office.<BR/><BR/>Start with low level stuff like occasionally emitting whinnying noises at your desk. If you can throw in the odd wolf howl, chimp shriek or hog squeal that works well too.<BR/><BR/>Send a company wide email consisting only of the phrase "I am fine. I am realligned." repeated over and over again.<BR/><BR/>Sharpen a large butcher's knife at your desk while eating raw beef.<BR/><BR/>Put a turd in a named tupperware box in the staff fridge. Leave a little note saying "Help yourself! XXX"<BR/><BR/>Remember, if anyone confronts you about your behaviour, react calmly and maturely. Apologise profusely and say things are tough for you at the moment. <BR/>Then leave a decomposing goat's head in the ladies.<BR/><BR/>The time will fly by...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30059684.post-64738041726542012702007-07-30T00:14:00.000-05:002007-07-30T00:14:00.000-05:00Oh Badger! I promise never to realign you so long ...Oh Badger! I promise never to realign you so long as you keep coming up with lines about whores in the back of stolen church vehicles. Ever. Even if I caught you doing that I wouldn't mind so long as you had something as witty as that to say about it. And I'd give you kudos for your amition and ingenuity. I might even give you a high five and just get in there with you; we could split the bill.<BR/><BR/>I love your work on all fronts, except work that puts you in a cubicle which is the kind of work you hate,and that make you hate.missambermhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16940880333157249858noreply@blogger.com