15 October 2007

More butter? Yes, please!

Normal butter usage at the Shiftless Badger household? ½ lb per week.

Culinary school butter usage at the SB household? 2 lbs per week.

That's right. A fourfold increase. Hello heart attack! I guess, really, I will just have to avoid a heart attack by flushing my system with red wine. It's a sacrifice I am willing to make. What? The gym you say?

WHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAahahshasdhhshahahaha! OMG, have we met?


Princess Amber said...

Butter, salt and red wine and it sounds like you're having doubts. WTF is wrong with you? Hello, are you retarded?

Maybe you should read that book 'Why French women don't get fat', or possibly not is fine also since you're not French or a woman. Get fat, see if I care!