20 July 2008

Sunday Ennui, Conquered by Guacamole

Know what makes you feel better when you are facing a lonely Sunday evening? Guacamole and home made tortilla chips. That's right. Salty, crunchy, golden chips laden with bright, spicy avocado, playing nicely with ripe summer tomatoes and red onion. Has any one ever found a better food that guacamole? No. They haven't.

That's right, feed your emotions, badger, feed the emotions. That's how we keep our trim figure.

5 comments:

MB said...

BE OVER IN FIVE MINUTES.

HRH King Friday XIII said...

I'm going to totally ruin your enjoyment of Guacamole.

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Ready?

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Sure you're ready?

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Okay...

Guacamole makes excellent anal lube.

The King said...

Nah. I could have guessed that. You know what makes horrible anal lube? Mentholated Aloe Vera Gel.

echidna girl said...

Here's a badger/wood chuck related item to snap you out of it.

http://notalwaysright.com/thats-assuming-if-a-woodchuck-could-chuck-wood/538

The King said...

HILAR!!!! Only woodchucks.