23 July 2006

Useless Information

Never having actually thought about Henry VIII's wives, I was pleased to find I am Anna of Cleves. She got shafted by H-dog so she annulled his ass and took a fat settlement, from which she drank a lot and ate expensive things for the rest of her days, most likely hiring the medieval equivalent of attractive cabana boys . But the King of the Badgers in ugly shoes? I think not.

Which of Henry VIII's wives are you?


MB said...

Hey, me too! Eating a whole cake and drinking a bottle of peach schnapps? Why wait until the world ends? Let's start now. Dibs on the cake.