29 March 2007

Back From Dallas, A Retrospect in Fives, Part 4

Things that Dallas has that Washington DC lacks:


1.  A preponderance of nudy bars.  I’m not saying we need more, I’m just saying.

2.  Cowboys that wear their hats and boots.

3.  Mexican food.  I love you Guatemalans, but your food is sawdust compared to Mexico’s.  Sorry and stuff.

4.  A sun-sphere.

5.  Southfork Ranch.