14 May 2007

What Spam Through Yonder Window Breaks. Cialis $1.67!

A morning poem, presented to me by the spam awaiting me in my inbox:

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2 comments:

Princess Amber said...

Maybe you can get a better spam filter for your birthday? But then where would your poetry come from? Not to mention your penis enlargements...

How about the Pyramid Scheme Haiku next?

HRH King Friday XIII said...

omg that's hillarious. I guess a thousand spam-bots typing will eventually write shakespear-- horny shakespear, anyway.