Teh Internets, that are floating in the vapors,In the name of Google, Wifi and fiber optics,
Indispensable you be.
Thy time of usefulness come, thy will be done,
In reality as it is on our myspace pages.
Give us today an apartment we can live with
and make sure it's not too much,
as we ensure that it is free of creepy-crawling plagues.
Lead us not into the basement apartment of a crack dealer
but deliver us from junior one bedrooms for $1800.
P.S. We need parking, too. K Thx Bai!