Apartment TwelveIn retrospect, this was nothing like a leaf falling into a pool of still water. Really, it was more like a fat man cannonballing into a pool filled with old people.
I'm sorry we broke
your country, Vietnamese
Man. But really dude
You have balls of brass
to ask $1100
for a deep dark hole.
Maybe this is a
vain attempt to pay us back?
Not cool. Let it go.
Apartment Thirteen
McWhat. Ad sez one
bedroom in nice building.
Building is on fire.
Apartment Fourteen
Wait, what? Oh, yes please!
Nice and spacious. Hardwood floors.
I'm writing a check.
Oh, this apartment
is 250 more
than advertised? Hmm.
I HATE YOU I HATE
YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU. GOOD BYE.
Apartment Fifteen
What ever. I'll take it.
It's fine. Here's my check. Take it.
What's that? Other people?
They want it too? She
clerks for Ruth Bader Ginsberg?
Uhhhh, I can eat my
Weight in pork rinds. Oh.
You are giving it to her.
That's fine. You die now.
Apartment Sixteen
Angry faces look at
Me as I cruise by on my
Bike. I hear "Whitey".
It was the first time
anyone ever said that.
To me. Did not like.
Apartment Seventeen
I am so tired
I could weep. Broken floor, leaks,
bugs. No. Never. No
The Japanese have
the wrong idea about
apartment hunting.
Fuck going gently
into the night. Rage and angst
are what is needed.
We have to move out in 17 days. Holy crap.
1 comments:
Oh! I had no idea you had to move out! I thought you just wanted to move. That puts a whole new spin on things.
And reading your haiku reminds me that I used to love writing haiku in the middle of free time lessons. This is my favourite
yawn yawn evil spawn
rue the day you were born
none of us like you
xx
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