McSweeney's lists made fiery hot coffee fly out of my nose Tuesday morning at work last week. Painful, but ohhhhh so good.
5ives is a man with a mission, and that mission inlcudes making diet coke shoot from my nose Wednesday, 3.32pm. Right onto the keyboard.
These various and sundry lists didn't make it until I read the one about Star Wars and Pants. I, too am disturbed by your lack of pants. Diet coke, 8.55am, right onto the new shirt. Yeah, I drink a lot of diet coke. I like my water to be chemically induced. That's how I roll.
Buh-Bye, now.
2 comments:
Here's another one for you, detailing ways in which the US is NOT number 1:
http://www.citypages.com/databank/26/1264/article12985.asp
He's wrong: Shakira's hips totally lie AND are amazing poached egg makers.
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