A List of Purposely Misspelled Signs Seen Last Weekend:
Sea Esta Inn. OK, seriously people: esta is not a word in English. Neither is siesta, but whatever.
The Fishun' Hole. WRONG. Simply WRONG.
Gas n' Guzzle NO. And must never be shortened to just n', unless you want a punch in the face. Amos n' Andy? No. Guns n' Roses? Might let that one slide. Peaches n' Cream? Urge to kill rising...
DelaWARE (tourist shop). I realize this isn't actually misspelled, but this isn't how I roll.
Pine Terraza Manor. This is also not misspelled, but it referred to a trailer park.
Olde Thyme Antiques. This place was like a hovel filled with old glass bottles. So if I keep every jar that my food comes in for like fifty years, does that a business make?
Madjya Look...Good Hair Salon. Sound it out... slowly, now quicker. Now judge it.
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The Olde Thyme Antiques shoppe (because I assume it is a shoppe) makes perfect sense. It is a tribute to the song... "If I could keep thyme in a bottle..."
Okay, forget I said that. People should just be shot. All people.
There's a chain of gas station/convenience stores in the midwest called.....Kum and Go.
Yech.
There's a store in the Outer Banks, North Carolina, that sells assorted nuts. It's called something like "Larry's Nuts" and they have a sign outside that reads "Try My Nuts."
I didn't try them.
There is a store in CT called Master Bait and Tackle...I love their worm specials!
Curl Up and Dye? Whahahahaa. Best business name ever!!
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