$850 / 6br - So Unbelievable, It's Not Even True!
Reply to: hous-360724404@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-06-26, 1:14PM EDT
This is an amazing property, so amazing it couldn't possibly exist! Or could it? I am a real estate agent, so nothing I say can be remotely trusted, or even considered based in reality! There are six huge bedrooms, a yard, pool on the roof, lots of light, gourmet kitchen, maid's quarters, six full baths, a living room, lounge, dining room, library and the whole thing is made of gingerbread. You are going to love it! It's cozy, yet spacious. Traditional yet modern! Cheap yet expensive! It's the paradox of housing! SO hurry up and apply for this amazing property in your minds eye! Application fee: First Born Child.
350 at M St NW google map yahoo map
- cats are OK - purrr
- dogs are OK - wooof
- Location: AdMo/USt/HSt/CapHill
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 360724404
3 comments:
When I first moved to DC, someone showed me a room big enough to fit a double bed-- nothing else. No window, no closet, nothin.
He wanted $700/mo plus utilities.
I'm taking great pleause in this housing downturn. He probably bought the place on an interest-only loan. I feel no sympathy for the fucker.
Besides the gingerbread, this could almost be true in the Midwest.
In College Park, they are charging $500-700 to live with 5 other people in a tiny room. I would rather stab myself in the eye, thank you!
Does it come with eighteen driveways and a guard dog with lasers in its eyes? If not, you're geting hosed.
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