06 July 2007

Good Bye Politics, Hello Gold Medallions

That's right. For the next week, I will be enjoying the sun along the Jersey shore, baking myself to a golden brown, swimming in the pristine waters (I'm sure), barbecuing and sitting on my very own porch as I enjoy my first down-the-shore-east-coast beach holiday. I have been promised Guidos with fake sunglasses and gold chains. I have been promised an outdoor shower. I have been promised Atlantic City. I am holding New Jersey to it. I promise stories when I get back. Until then, time for some chillax. And yes, I am aware that word is never going to catch on, but I shall continue using it.

It's gonna look just like this, except with more Jews and Italians. Also, I'll be there in the middle looking awesome.

2 comments:

MB said...

Watch out for washed up used needles. Or does that only happen in my grandma's imagination?

Thanks for the kale!

HRH King Friday XIII said...

bon voyage! bring me back a washed up dead mafia informant!