The Families that Finish Each Others’ Sentences are the Families that End Up Murder-Homicide Victims

Oh, family. My sister and her girlfriend just left. They were here for a week. I love my sister, she is great. But our apartment, it’s ever so small. None the less, we had a good time seeing DC United play, going to an awesome concert in Baltimore and kickin’ it around the Metro Area last week. Now my parents are staying until next Thursday. We’ve had a great time as well, but my family- oh man. How do I put this delicately? We are a lot alike. And being alike, we remind each other of our faults a lot. Of which we have none, of course! Hurray Family!